More massage oil--I mean--sunscreen, please!

Hi everyone! Julieanne and I returned from our Oceanside vacation a couple of days ago. The sunny days were so beautiful! My whole family was there, and to be honest, things were a little tense between my siblings and Julieanne. Things were fine until we played beach volleyball. Julieanne and I played against my two little brothers. We were losing badly and I told Julieanne that if we could somehow win, I would teach her how to use her tongue to tie cherry stems in knots. Bump, Set, Spike! I have never seen such furious volleyball action!


Well, my brothers were so angry that they kicked her out of the condo and wouldn't speak to her again. We sat on the beach with a jar of marschino cherries and tried to decide what we should do. Eventually, I decided it would be best to go get her a hotel room down the road. We only had 18 dollars, but we found an OK place. This is a picture outside her room at Hotel del Mar.

I tucked Julieanne in bed tenderly, and went back to the condo to chastize my brothers for their cruel behavior.


The next morning, everything was forgiven and we had a great day at the beach!